OH GOOD LORD IT’S ALMOST OVER but it’s ok everything is awesome and normal and everything is fine just all fiiiiiiiiiine! Don’t let the heat or the cupidity get to […]

It is the dog days of August! Those are the days when you are like a dog because you wear a collar and do that little head shakey thing when […]

So there’s this show and it’s called the Weekly Recurring Humor Night because it’s a night of humor that recurs weekly and dammit it will recur weekly until I say […]

what is HAPPENING people?? Seismic shifts! Geopolitical MANEUVERING? malfunctioning capslock KEYS? Shit is getting real big and real small all over the place, and nowhere are the psychic waves of […]

The number 23 is mystical and magical, just like every other number, really, but perhaps in the most unique and curlicated way possible. Seven is pretty good too. I don’t […]

IT IS VERY VERY VERY HOT. Is it global warming? Is it the Internet?? WHY IS IT SO DAMN HOT SOMEONE TELL ME. Tell me at the Tonic Lounge. THERE […]

The heat is on! Where? On the thermostat, fool, turn it down! Get out of your house and get into the cool zone: Tonic Lounge! Refreshing jokes and hilarious drinks […]

It’s the time of the year when we celebrate FREEDOM! Freedom from want! Freedom from need! Freedom from clickbait and ill-fitting pants and allergies and climate change and everything in […]