“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
WE WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION once and forever all more GUARANTEED* in this exceptional comedy event that you really truly must labor to attend! Seriously yolks, get to the Tonic Lounge as soon as you can for a night of supreme hilarity.
LOOK AT THE LINE UP JUST LOOK AT IT I AM ALREADY CRACKING UP SEE WHAT I DID THERE:
plus a special message from LanceLife!
hosted eggcitedly by Whitney Streed
with musical accompaniment and jolly orneriness provided by the great Ira Novos!
Show starts at 9:30, doors at 9pm. Open mic following the show (sign up 9-9:30), starting around 11:30 and going until we all come out of our shells, or until I run out of egg puns. As always, pay what and drink what you will.
*Not guaranteed. The capitalization implies irony, cf. Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994).